The gospel according to Ernest Hemingway:
“All thinking men are atheists.”
There are many who would not only think to disagree, but would go toe to toe with Mr. Ernest. The debate would be thought-provoking. All one would have to do to dispel the merit of this statement is to listen to several debates from different people on both sides of the fence to realize that thoughtfulness abounds irrespective of the picket fence. Certainly you would find fools on both sides, as well as a spectrum of aptitude in between. Let us not forget of those people who are indecisively but thoughtfully perched on the fence.
Are all thinking men atheists?
How bold does one have to be to say such a thing? How vapid of thought does an author have to be to write such a thought down? One only has to find a single thinking man who is not an atheist to refute such a statement. The danger of all-exclusive statements is that only one exception will reveal its feebleness.
If this statement were true, then we can conclude at least this one thing:
“All thinking men [and Mr. Ernest Hemingway] are atheists.”
This quote was also recorded on the back of this book that was immaculately conceived by Joan Konner and was surrounded by these words:
“‘All thinking men are atheists,’ Ernest Hemingway famously wrote. True? Here are quips, quotes, and questions from a distinguished assortment of geniuses and jokers, giving readers a chance to decide for themselves….”
This was followed by quotes from the likes of Wilde, Bierce, Stein, Nietzche, Ertz, Lee, Emerson, and Shaw. Quite tellingly, this collection of thoughts are almost in their entirety being voiced by people on one side of the fence. It seems that the opportunity of “giving readers a chance to decide for themselves” is a wee-bit disingenuous. Is this not a classic example of stacking the deck?!
Perhaps Mr. Ernest’s statement ought to be modified once more:
“All thinking men [and Mr. Ernest along with Mrs. Joan] are atheists.”


